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There’s Something About the Squire

There’s Something About the Squire

Quest 4 of 5 in the Black Knight Chain
Both Factions • Crystalsong Forest • Level 80 • Argent Pavilion
Knock out Maloric with a Large Femur and take the Murderer's Toolkit off him.
The ruins are unnamed but marked on the map, southwest of the Mirror of Twilight and the Forlorn Woods around 38, 59. Kill Skeletal Woodcutters outside until a femur drops, then stand behind Maloric and use it. Facing him will not work. Do not let anything kill him. A dead Maloric cannot be looted, and pets will attack the moment the stun puts you in combat, so set them passive before you swing. Loot while he is down, walk clear to drop combat, and fly home.
Vikstone's Classic Expedition
The tool the Argent Crusade required for this was a thighbone pulled off a walking skeleton, and Vikstone brought it down on the back of a man's head. What the squire carried was poison, knives, torches, and oil, which is not what anyone packs to cut firewood.

“Every day, the Black Knight’s squire, Maloric, makes a big show of heading to Crystalsong Forest with his axe over his shoulder. He wants us to believe he’s chopping wood, but he never returns with more than a few twigs. He usually goes toward the ruins southwest of the Mirror of Twilight. He spends a lot of time out there, even for a squire with responsibilities to his knight.

Find a way to distract or incapacitate him and search him. If he’s up to something, we’ll know it.”

-Crusader Rhydalla

Objective

LEVEL

80

Requires level

77

Obtain a Large Femur from a Skeletal Woodcutter and use it to incapacitate Maloric. Search Maloric for evidence, then report back to Crusader Rhydalla at the Argent Tournament Grounds.

  • Murderer’s Toolkit

 

Location: Southeast of Dalaran, in Crystalsong Forest.
Objective: Use the Large Femur on the Black Knight's squire, Maloric, and loot the required quest item.
Travel to Maloric's Location:
Coordinates: 38.3, 59.4 in Crystalsong Forest.
Look for a small ruined area with Skeletal Woodcutters scattered nearby.
Quest Giver: Crusader Rhydalla – Argent Tournament Grounds, Icecrown [75, 22]
Travel to Maloric’s Location: From Dalaran, fly southeast into Crystalsong Forest. Head toward the ruins southwest of the Mirror of Twilight (the round lake in the center of the zone). Look for arch-shaped ruined structures visible on the minimap. Maloric <The Black Knight’s Squire> stands motionless on the stone ruins at [38.3, 59.4].

 

Reward

You will receive:

7 Gold

40 Silver

Upon completion of this quest you will gain:

12,190 experience
250 reputation with Argent Crusade

Walkthrough

 

Quest Giver: Crusader Rhydalla — Argent Tournament Grounds, Icecrown [75, 22]

Objective: Obtain a Large Femur from a Skeletal Woodcutter, use it to incapacitate Maloric from behind, then search him for evidence and return to Crusader Rhydalla.

 

Quick Facts

  • Level: 80 (can be completed at 78+)
  • Location: Unnamed elven ruins southwest of the Mirror of Twilight, Crystalsong Forest [38, 59]
  • Chain Position: 4 of 8 in the Black Knight investigation chain
  • Leads To: The Black Knight’s Orders

 

Walkthrough

Getting to the Ruins

  • From Dalaran, fly southeast into Crystalsong Forest. Head toward the ruins southwest of the Mirror of Twilight (the round lake in the center of the zone). Look for arch-shaped ruined structures visible on the minimap.
  • Maloric <The Black Knight’s Squire> stands motionless on the stone ruins at [38.3, 59.4]. He is neutral (yellow) to both factions and will not attack you on sight.

 

Step 1: Get the Large Femur

  • Kill Skeletal Woodcutters in the area around the ruins. They are low-level hostile mobs and trivially easy at 80.
  • The Large Femur drops at a very high rate, usually on the first or second kill.
  • If it is not dropping, make sure you are not in a party or raid group.

 

Step 2: Knock Out Maloric

  • You must be behind Maloric to use the femur. Positioning works similarly to a rogue’s Backstab. Stand directly behind him and use the Large Femur from your inventory.
  • The femur stuns Maloric for several seconds. Using it puts you in combat.
  • Do not attack or kill Maloric. If he dies, you will not be able to loot the quest item from him and will need to wait for his respawn.

 

Step 3: Loot the Murderer’s Toolkit

  • While Maloric is stunned, right-click him to loot the Murderer’s Toolkit.
  • If you do not see the loot cursor, try repositioning to face him from the front. Some players report the loot icon only appears from certain angles.
  • After looting, walk a few yards away to drop combat, then fly back to the Argent Tournament Grounds.

 

Efficiency Tips

  • Pet classes (Hunters, Warlocks, Death Knights, Frost Mages): Set your pet to Passive before using the femur. Pets will auto-attack Maloric the moment you enter combat from stunning him, which can kill him and lock you out of the loot.
  • Night Elves can use Shadowmeld to drop combat instantly after looting.
  • If you accidentally kill Maloric (or your pet does), wait for him to respawn. He has only a single spawn point.
  • The whole quest takes about 5 minutes, including travel from Dalaran and back.

 

Lore & Secrets

What You Find

The Murderer’s Toolkit contains poison (the kind that killed Lorien Sunblaze), a collection of knives, torches, and oil. Rhydalla concludes that Maloric is the direct killer, acting on his master’s orders. This shifts the investigation from “who committed the murders” to “who is the Black Knight working for,” which drives the remaining quests in the chain.

 

Easter Eggs

  • There’s Something About Mary: The quest name is a reference to the 1998 comedy film There’s Something About Mary, starring Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz.

 

Explore Icecrown’s hidden easter eggs, lore mysteries, and connections across Warcraft history in Vikstone’s Icecrown Chronicles, along with the complete quest storyline.

Upon completion of this quest you will gain:
1,220 experience
10 reputation with Darnassus

Warrior IconVikstone's War Journal

“Every day, the Black Knight’s squire, Maloric, makes a big show of heading to Crystalsong Forest with his axe over his shoulder. He wants us to believe he’s chopping wood, but he never returns with more than a few twigs. He usually goes toward the ruins southwest of the Mirror of Twilight. He spends a lot of time out there, even for a squire with responsibilities to his knight. Find a way to distract or incapacitate him and search him. If he’s up to something, we’ll know it.”

Vikstone Portrait Act 3
Illustrated by Christian DiBari and Simon Gough.

More elven ruins, southwest of the Mirror of Twilight. That is the third errand this fortnight that has sent me into my own people’s stonework on somebody else’s business.

Skeletal Woodcutters work the ground outside them. One gave up a thighbone long enough to swing, which was the appropriate tool for the job.

The method is not optional. You cannot fight the man. Come at him from the front and he defends himself and there is nothing left on him worth having. So you walk up behind a squire standing there with his axe on his shoulder, and you put a bone across the back of his head, and then you go through his bag while he is face down in the moss.

Yesterday Rhydalla told me that Conall Irongrip had died of a coward’s strike and not honorable combat. Today she sent me to do that to somebody with a piece of a skeleton.

He was carrying something called a Murderer’s Toolkit. Some genius had named it.

Crusader Rhydalla examined the bag’s contents with a look of disgust on her face. “It’s all here, Vikstone: the poison that killed Lorien, a collection of knives, torches, and oil. No man has cause to possess these things here and no squire would do so without orders from his knightly master.”

No squire would do so without orders. Maloric will wake up in an hour with a headache and no bag, and he will have to go and tell his knight what became of it.

 

Rhydalla had her killer and still no name above him, and the answer to who gives a squire poison and oil is sitting in The Black Knight’s Orders.

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