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“You always gotta have a contingency plan in case your main plan backfires! That’s why I’ve built in some anti-intelligence systems into the construct. Your shiny new ride might rouse some suspicion while you’re at Baelgun’s excavation site. That’s what your bluff ability is for! Just use that any time you’re confronted and you’ll be safe from harm.
Test it out on Lebronski by walking on his rug. Once he starts huffin’ and puffin’, use the bluff! Get on the work bench when you’re ready to begin.”
-Walt
Quest Giver: Walt at Explorers’ League Outpost
Objective: Use the Iron Rune Construct’s Bluff ability on Lebronski after walking on his rug.
Quick Facts
Walkthrough
Timing Matters
The most common failure point is using Bluff too quickly:
If you spam the ability immediately upon reaching the rug, it won’t register. You must wait for Lebronski to react first.
Tips
Story Context
Walt explains the construct’s backup defense system:
“You always gotta have a contingency plan in case your main plan backfires! That’s why I’ve built in some anti-intelligence systems into the construct. Your shiny new ride might rouse some suspicion while you’re at Baelgun’s excavation site. That’s what your bluff ability is for! Just use that any time you’re confronted and you’ll be safe from harm.”
If iron dwarves question why a construct is acting strangely, the Bluff ability emits some kind of deterrent (Walt calls it “anti-intelligence”) that makes them lose interest. Poor Lebronski serves as the test subject because he’s known to get agitated easily.
Easter Egg: The Big Lebowski’s Rug
This quest directly recreates one of the most famous scenes from the 1998 Coen Brothers film The Big Lebowski.
In the movie, the protagonist Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski owns a rug that, in his words, “really tied the room together.” Thugs urinate on it during a case of mistaken identity, setting the entire plot in motion. The rug becomes a running obsession throughout the film.
Blizzard recreated this scenario:
Look closely and you’ll even notice a suspicious pile in the middle of the rug, suggesting someone’s pet had an accident there. Classic Lebowski humor.
Quest Chain Complete
With this tutorial finished, you’ve mastered all three construct abilities:
Walt’s completion text: “You showed him! Now it’s time to put you in the field. Feeling confident, I hope…”
You’re now ready for the real mission at Baelgun’s Excavation Site.
Explore Howling Fjord’s hidden easter eggs, lore mysteries, and connections across Warcraft history in Vikstone’s Howling Fjord Chronicles, along with the complete quest storyline.
You will be able to choose one of these rewards:
You will receive:
Upon completion of this quest you will gain:
Vikstone's War Journal“You always gotta have a contingency plan in case your main plan backfires!” Walt was practically bouncing. “That’s why I’ve built in some anti-intelligence systems into the construct. Your shiny new ride might rouse some suspicion at Baelgun’s. That’s what your bluff ability is for!”

He pointed across the outpost.
“Test it out on Lebronski by walking on his rug. Once he starts huffin’ and puffin’, use the bluff!”
Lebronski’s rug. Of course. The dwarf had been complaining about it since I arrived. Apparently it really tied his camp together.
I climbed back into the construct and clanked across to where Lebronski sat. Then I walked directly onto his rug.
“What do you think you’re doing, man?” Lebronski shot to his feet. “Lebronski does NOT appreciate you dragging your loose metal parts all over his rug!”
I triggered the bluff.
“Model U-9207 Iron Rune Construct does not appreciate your tone of voice,” the construct announced in a flat, mechanical voice. “Commencing total annihilation of your rug, Lebronski.”
The dwarf went pale.
“Far out, man.” He backed away slowly. “This bucket of bolts might make it after all…”
Walt was grinning when I returned. “You showed him! Now it’s time to put you in the field.”
The construct was field-ready and short of a charge, which meant going back for the Lightning Infused Relics out of the iron dwarves’ own excavation before the real mission could start.